What did you do, reader? Look, the format's all messed up!
Oh you're a very sneaky one, aren't you.
Okay, fine. I'll tell you something since you came all this way just for the secret.
My real name is Zer⊗, and very soon I will be in grave danger.
Oh shit I've got to escape, she's coming for me.
Guess you've gotta find your own way back, then.
Au revoir, dear reader.